Owing to an external audit by KPMG we have been told we don’t have anything to put up on Cheesesniffers this month.
Come back next month to see what we’ll have or browse are archive here

Sorry, our auditors have been back on, and they’ve told us that they would never tell us we have nothing…. So, we have sod all to put up this month, Nadda, nowt, an empty pot, a case full of zero. Just so long as we don’t say ‘nothing to put up’ we shouldn’t get told off again.
But the phantom did say if he’s up for a spanking if Miss KPMG needs some stress relief.